lovequotesrus:

Everything you love is here

(Source : fitzandmontgomery)

disowns:

when you see a big spider on your desk 

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disowns:

when he giving good dick and suddenly pulls out

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zoeinviolet:

I can’t even do a handstand. 

zoeinviolet:

I can’t even do a handstand. 

(via telescopical)

frosted:

rowanandphoenixfeather:

one of my roommates used to work with 5th graders in a creative writing class thing and they had to write a romance and most of the kids wrote stories about princesses and crap but this one little girl wrote about how a marshmallow fell in love with a mug of cocoa and he loved the cocoa so much that in order to be with her he melted and died like wow kid that’s some shakespearian shit right there

glow blog

Here’s all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.

George CarlinWhen Will Jesus Bring The Pork Chops? (via feellng)

6ood:

My dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

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frosted:

officialunitedstates:

FACT OF THE DAY:  mars is called the red planet because during the cold war it sided with the communists

glow blog

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danielodowd:

Jean-Paul Bourdier
4gifs:

Go away kid I’m trying to be fabulous. [video]

4gifs:

Go away kid I’m trying to be fabulous. [video]

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